12 grain bread 

A delicous bird seed filled loaf of amazing fiberous quantaties. Good going down, great coming out.
Get yourself some 12 grain bread its got oats and corn and wheat.
It's even got some sunflower seeds that get stuck in between your teeth.
Layer it up with some hame and some cheese,
but don't eat it with activia you'll be on the john all day!

Gary ate some 12 grain bread for lunch which ended the lockdown and induced a firedrill.

12 grain bread by anonymous!!poop September 11, 2010

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

Buttering your bread by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Let’s get this bread 

When you need to go to the store and get bread loaf

Hey mom should we go get something that is dough that is called let’s get this bread

Let’s get this bread by Candlelight March 23, 2019

Butter your bread 

To place butter in your rectum and wait for it to melt. Then proceed to put the melted butter onto bread and spread evenly with your cheeks.

Man my bread is dry. Homie I got you. I’m gonna butter your bread.

Butter your bread by Shanemane September 13, 2021

kentucky long bread 

when you put a women or mans nose between your butt cheeks and take a dump so when it slides out it gets cut in half by the other persons nose and goes all over their face.

Last night I Kentucky long breaded someone.

kentucky long bread by john rambo December 3, 2007

Garlic Bread

When you gobble a big cock with a small mouth, so you have to work the head in like youre feverishly eating a wide garlic baguette: walking it in inch by inch.

Bro, you shouldve seen the garlic bread i got last night. By the time he got it all in, it was game over.

Garlic Bread by Pcoaltrane October 22, 2020

Burning Bread 

to burn money or to spend a lot. It is usually done by someone who has a lot of money.

Bill Gates is burning bread, whereas Steve Jobs is donating bread.

Burning Bread by TheCrackerWise May 11, 2014