brandon eli

Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick

Man, Brandon Eli is so respectful and hot.

by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017

Brandon

A man with so much potential that has yet been realized.

"Just give Brandon some time, he'll make it eventually".

by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Brandon Jenkins

Complete fucking dick head

Brandon, you're being yourself! Stop being Brandon Jenkins.

by pussymasterthedon February 5, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

Brandon

A boulder with hair.

James: Hey, is that a hairy boulder?
Dan: No, that's just Brandon.

by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022

Brandon Bernier

A very cool kid that gets the girls

Brandon Bernier gets all the girls

by Astro jack April 14, 2022

Brandon

hot salad

Brandon loves hot salad

by refaifiefaerfsreergs June 30, 2022