Block Party

Colloquial term used on social media to define where one sends people they block.

The moderator said BYE COLONIZER to that troll before issuing them an invite to the block party.

by EvilChicken82 October 16, 2021

block of flats

Expression used by someone who found the object another person was looking for, especially when the 'lost' object was found in an obvious location.

Paul: "What's this? A block of flats?" *holding up Jim's keys found on the coffee table in front of Jim's chair*

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

knock block

Punishment, in the form of a hunk of plastic that the band director bangs on with his conducting stick to keep time when the band keeps messing up the rhythm of a certain song. Usually makes an agonizingly sharp and loud sound, particularly for those poor suckers (like me) who are sitting in the front row of chairs.

Band director: " You guys keep screwing up this song! Joe, would you go out to my car and grab my knock block for me?"
Band members: "AAAGH! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by Blinx-the-kitty October 9, 2008

Sock Block

A variation of the term cock block, which would be used to define the act of one person preventing a man from sexual intercoarse, but in this case preventing a man from masterbating.

Adam: Man, I accidently just walked in on Jerry naked, it was not good.
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!

by Wollf April 12, 2010

Chopping block

The act of deleting your slam hog from every form of social media (I.e. text, snap chat, Facebook etc...) whilst ramming your cock inside him or her ass-up-face-down.

That annoying worthless bitch kept fucking up my game; so they got the chopping block.

by Cakes100 February 28, 2018

CocK BlocK

CocK BlocK means when you were going to have sex with a girl but she was on her period or her mom walked in on you.

I got CocK BlocK last night at this girls house.

by Danny Brown June 18, 2007

block of cheese

Blue balls; a vulgar term used to describe the dull pain incurred by an imaginary accumulation (and curdling of said accumulation)of ejaculate in the testes.

I haven't had sex with my girl in a while. When i do I'm gonna drop a block of cheese in that ass.

by DarqMage May 12, 2008