ass ninja

One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.

Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.

by FAH Q 2 January 20, 2006

soup ass

Occurs on hot summer days, when the friction between one's buttocks feels as though it is creating a runny soup.
A particularly bad case of soup ass may be referred to as "soup nuts." In this case, the soup has risen up from the buttocks and is now soaking the testicle region. This may or may not be accompanied by a rash.

"Dude, I've got the soup ass real bad. You got any manpons?"

by userbits March 14, 2007

Cool Ass

(n)Someone or something who/that is really cool to a level where a small curse word is needed. Deriving from "Bad Ass" "Kick Ass" etc. etc.

(n) Mindy

That guy is a cool ass.

That guy is a cool ass kid.

That wall of pop-tarts is cool ass.

by The Zeke July 30, 2008

monkey ass

n. stupid fuck

Ima kick yo monkey ass.

by WICKED April 29, 2003

assed out

out of luck

The chicas get in for free, the rest o' you bustas is all assed out.

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

ass skirt

when a girl wears a skirt so short you can see the bottom of her ass

i can't believe she's walking around in that ass skirt.

by ohnooo July 31, 2006

piss ass

piss ass is used when you are describing something that is junk or and piece of shit.

"look at that little piss ass car over there"

by SteelerFan86 November 4, 2007