1 hand waltz

Masturbation. The act of pleasuring oneself using manual stimulation. One handed-tussle. A less aggressive version of the 5 knuckle shuffle and cousin to the 2 hand tango. A fistful of man dollars. Pulling on the old wad. Jerkin' the gherkin'. Slapping the ham. Pounding the pig. Pullin' the skin flute. One hand short of a 2 hand tango.

After yet another unsuccessful night out, John went home alone and was reduced to doing the old 1 hand waltz.

by C.M.E. Barnard December 30, 2008

1 4 3

I love you. Using the number of letters in the word to coming up with ur own way of saying I Love you!

1 4 3 Brian and cant wait to see u in the future!

by lewegia October 15, 2006

1 hand surfer

to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.

i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing

by yyou November 2, 2003

The Old 1-2

When you punch someone in the gut, crumpling him over, then punch that person in the face.

Mike Tyson beat him with the old 1-2.

Note -- Also carries ambiguous sexual connotation.

Bill: I gave her the old 1-2.
Ted: ... dude, fucking wifebeater.

by My Fist July 16, 2008

level 1 alt

1. Noun. A character created for the sole purpose of posting anonymously on the official forum of an online game.

2. A breed of Forum Troll that lives in online games where forum names are tied to characters.

"The level 1 alt posted a long, heated rant about why Shaman were overpowered - but everyone saw that he was just trolling for attention."

by L.O.T.N.O. October 27, 2005

18 n 1

18 n 1 When your are close to accomplishing an amazing feat and choke near the finish

Bobby almost got his Degree but pulled a 18 n 1

by mike karate February 24, 2008

booyah!!!1

When !!!1 removed a person who thinks a Booyah always tells the truth, when in reality they always lie.

Booyah Bill CLinton!

by L337 D3VVD February 13, 2003