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Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.
The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
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Alabama Mudbath

A man extracts feces onto a girls chest then proceed to insert ones male appendage into a female vagina. Then rub the feces into the breasts with the hands.
I performed an Alabama Mudbath for 3 hours straight.
by History Inc. March 16, 2011
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Alabama hot pocket

Baby open them meat curtains so you can receive your Alabama hot Pocket!
by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019
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alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck
Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler
by Progreemer January 26, 2024
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Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.
Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.
by Quackrock March 2, 2025
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Alabama Funnel Cake

When the ejaculate of several men drio out of their relative’s upward facing anus.
“Did you hear what went down at the family barbecue? Ryan and the boys gave Dorothy an Alabama Funnel Cake.”
by Raunchy Rawls October 6, 2023
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