A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.
The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.
by Danger E September 26, 2025
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Donald Trump has finally done what no president in a long time has done which is promises made, promises kept and securing our border so that our great country does not bleed to death. Everyone who talks bad about him doesn't know what they are even talking about nor do they have a fucking clue on what this country needs to survive.
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Guy 1: “whoa, who’s that guy in that White House over there?”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
Guy 2: “that’s Donald trump, the 45th president of the United States of America, elected in 2016.”
Guy 1: “but why’d you say that like it was copy pasted? Like we are no more than words on a screen..?”
Guy 3: “Fuck they’re becoming self aware”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 18, 2024
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The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
The man with a plan to make America great again.
The guy who actually has common sense and a functioning brain.
The guy who isn’t bothered by untrue insults.
Person 1: have you seen how Joe Biden has ruined the American economy?
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
Person 2: that’s why we should’ve voted for Donald Trump…
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