bar-child

A child at a bar due to others idiotic tendencies
Mom: you spent hafe your life at this bar
Me : ya im a bar-child
by Cottonclouds March 11, 2023
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Child fatigue

The anxiety inducing feeling and dread felt when around groups of children brought on by loud noises, constant questions, strange and sporadic sounds and nagging.
“Did you hear about Mr. Weebler? I heard he quit due to child fatigue! All that screaming and nagging finally did him in!”
by Sir Chauncey January 28, 2024
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child bags

balls.
just balls.
hey ma'am. want to step on my child bags?
by JewGaming April 02, 2021
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Letterman's Child

A boy who is so obsessed with sports, that he likes them more than anything else in the world. He shows it by dressing super sporty and sharing random sports facts for no reason.
Jack walks by wearing a letterman's jacket and ripped jeans.
"Look at Jack, he's such a Letterman's Child!"
by BlueberryBear May 26, 2016
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A crazy child

They coocoo in the brain and scratch up your face and bite you like a cat ಠ︵ಠ
Don't tell Jude how the world works he is a crazy child
by Ur mom is gæ November 26, 2021
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Gray Child

A young person who was killed in a bombing. The color comes primarily from the coating of rubble and concrete dust on their skin but the lack of color from being deceased also contributes.

Also spelled Grey Child.
After seeing all those videos of families pulling their gray children from the rubble I support a ceasefire in Gaza.
by turnipjs November 21, 2023
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Child Sacrifice Psyop

You see how willing they are to sacrifice your kids right?
Hym "Don't let them convince you it's about the kids. They are willing to sacrifice the kids all day. This is literally a child sacrifice psyop. The only problem they actually have is that I'm NOT murdering your kids. They got called out on their hybrid Jew/Gazorpazorp dictatorship and now the women think lying to stop me from getting credit for creating AI males them smart (Which it doesn't. Still a dumb bigot) and the Jews just want people who express views that are antithetical to their incest cult to fail as a way of validating their incest cult."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
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