weekend boyfriend

the kind of guy you date for one weekend when you're drunk 3/4 of the time. when you finally sober up, you dump him, realizing his vocabulary consists of "hey" "what's up" "nothin" "awesome" and "lets hook up"

"what happened to that guy you hooked up with at the party?"
"he was such a weekend boyfriend, i broke up with him as soon as i woke up sober on monday"

by Nos_addict January 24, 2009

vampire weekend

The period of time that a schticky "it" band is popular for, typically 1-3 months, or enough time to release an album and complete a worldwide tour. Think "fifteen minutes of fame," but for an indy rock band instead of a person.

Junior Senior? Who's that?

Oh, they're this Danish pop band that was popular for a vampire weekend back in 2003.

by DavidLaburglier February 14, 2008

weekend doormat

A term given to the sataday workers that the general public walk all over on.

Man: hey look at that guy getting shouted at by that girl. He must be a weekend doormat.

by david dring April 24, 2006

Weekesy

Aged Welsh person with a predilection for similarly aged Russian girls.

"That girl you pulled last night was a minger"
"Yeah, I did a Weekesy"

by Honza August 11, 2006

Weekend Theater

A sorry excuse for a stage space in Little Rock, Arkansas, known for its sub-par actors and laughable attempts at modern American drama. Its actors are often comprised of failed New York rejects, boring lawyers who have nothing better to do, and students from surrounding colleges who were never talented enough to get cast in their school productions. Ironically, each of these groups feel like they are God's gift to the arts.

Actor Wannabe: Have you heard of my latest show?
Pseudo-Friend: No.
Actor Wannabe: I got the lead in the next Weekend Theater production.
Pseudo-Friend: Really? How many people auditioned??
Actor Wannabe: Just me.
Pseudo-Friend: (pause) Yeah have fun with that.

by MarlboroRed May 1, 2009

weeklies

Weeklies - Multiple reports given to the boss known as a weekly.

My boss has to combine everyone's weeklies to do his weekly for his boss.

by billrepps December 13, 2009

weekend chinos

Just a great pair of pants

Guy 1: hey man those are some classy pants.

Guy 2: yah they are weekend chinos...you get pussy like crazy.

Guy 1: weekend chinos, can you only wear them on the weekend or something?

Guy2: (pulls out gun and kills Guy 1) Don't be ignorant.

by doug longz November 18, 2010