Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile

Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019

Uncle

The one person I don't want to like me. Yet the only one who does. Also destroyed my asshole at night. So if your my uncle.... Please apologize and pay for my therapy...

My uncle fucked me and my brother last night

by CandyFoxx April 13, 2019

Uncle

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family

Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*

by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019

Uncle Mihow

The biggest sexer of the small childrens. If you are under 18 he is probably inside of your anus right now. He is also credited by Guinness world records as having the grandest DONG.

You-Oh shit Uncle Mihow please NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Mihow-raiputaimu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CenkUygur6969 May 21, 2019

Uncle-Daddy

When suck so bad at being a dad, you're demoted to Uncle.

He is so pathetic, that fool couldnt even get to the bus stop on time, i'm demoting him to uncle-daddy.

by DaddyLexx May 28, 2019

Uncle James

James Hatfield from Metallica

‘Uncle James played nothing else matters at the Concert last night, I wonder if he’s going to play master of puppets during his next show!’

by UncleJamesBestFriend April 23, 2019

wallaby’s uncle

n. Australian skateboarder term for a loser, usually from Perth.

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Cricket mate! I don’t mean to belittle your new Nike strides but those pommey abominations make you look like a wallaby’s uncle.

No offence taken Bruce. Me gran in Perth sent them out via bush plane for Anzac Day.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2019