lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 26, 2019

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Stinky liquid turtle pleb

When you're about to poo and you just can't hold it in, so it just comes out.

Can also be used as an insult.

"I just did a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

"I couldn't help it, the stinky liquid turtle pleb just came out"

"You're a stinky liquid turtle pleb"

by Kawabunghole May 22, 2009

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Tu7tle • turtle • turtle head • Turtleneck • turtle necking • turtled • turtle shells • turtleing • turtle dick • turtledove

Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.

Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"

by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010

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Waxing the turtle

To consume larger quanities of marijuana at one time. To polish the "green".

Timmy and i just got done "waxing the turtle".

by drhandbanana May 29, 2010

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Yul Brynner with a turtleneck

An uncircumcised penis.

Pepe; "Hey John?"

John: "What's up Pepe?"

(Pepe is urinating behind a tree on the golf course)

Pepe; "Come over here and check out Yul Brynner with a turtleneck!"

by gamisiking August 6, 2016

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