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Goats

Weird animals that fall over whenever they get scared.
"Hey why did that guy fall over?" "He is a goat idiot. Goats fall over all the time."
by Stop. Get Some Help! November 28, 2019
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Chump Billy Goat

A horrible or disrespectful driver, this name can be shouted at the unskilled driver.
Man: That guy just turned in a no turn lane
Woman: Ugh he's such a Chump Billy Goat
Man:Why you Chump Billy Goat (shouting)
by Whimsical Wizard June 7, 2024
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Discount Goat

In the old days, the goat was known as a mammal, part of the Bovidae family. In modern days, the goat has evolved into the abbreviation, greatest of all time. When one is asked if they are a goat during a game of Valorant, they are wondering if you are a skilled and valuable player. If you do not possess these qualities, you are known as a discount goat. This means you are the goat at the farm that no individual wishes to own and will send to the slaughterhouse to become a nice stew.
tohubohu #7677 is so good at Valorant, unlike da boss #7058, who is a discount goat.
by orangecrocs4life May 8, 2021
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Trimming Goat Hooves

A messy, frustrating task that somehow escalates into a complete disaster, often involving too many hands, questionable decisions, and way too much sweat. Usually ends with everyone feeling dirtier than when they started and wondering why they even agreed to do it.
What was supposed to be a quick fix turned into trimming goat hooves—hot, sweaty, and a whole lot messier than I bargained for.
by UnfoldedSpearmint December 2, 2024
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roman is goated at video games

roman was here and roman is SHIT
roman is goated at video games, (NOT) he's shit
by l_v 0_7 August 16, 2023
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Goated

Bobby is to goated
by Gugffff October 27, 2021
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piece of goat turd.

a person who sells out his or her home town using the leprechaun method by rewarding wrong, destroying right and making law enforcement either subserviant to or part of dis organized crime.
that piece of goat turd. not sheep dip sold us out with promises of gold but no one left alive to spend it.
by jeremyedsall72 December 1, 2022
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