Pee-Poot

A gust of back-wind released while simultaneously releasing built up pressure of the front fountain.

"Hey Geraldine, this morning when you were peeing I was frightened by the unusual loud accompaniment of your pee-poot that made me scoot."

by MurphyBrownEye July 9, 2023

jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.

Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.

by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023

rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is imposible

Jimmy: Its peeing
Karl: No, thats rain
Jimmy: Look up do you see coulds no those are rocks its rock-pee

by Aperre August 17, 2024

Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.

Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.

by DubbinDave October 11, 2023

Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.

I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?

by OilySaltine August 19, 2023

pee-cock

Another word for penis.

"Johnny got kicked in the pee-cock at school again."

by Supreme Maggot November 15, 2021

Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.

Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you”

by Thickaz May 29, 2024