Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

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truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 12, 2020

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softiee

A bitch who is ugly as fuck and doesn't know what 1+1 is

"You see he over there she's a softiee."

by Invisible101 September 27, 2020

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1. A cold hearted, sensitive prick who loves to draw and drag people. Most of the time they are a bitch, but they are very respectful

1. "Ugh that girl Softiee is so mean"
2. Softiee got into a fight with Mike and won.

by Invisible101 September 27, 2020

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A well-known word commonly used by the international volleyball community to "explain" an underwhelming serve, where the volleyball lacks the power to pass over the net, or in some cases, goes out of bounds in front of the net.
The origin of the term; Soft-serve-Marte is currently unknown, although speculation suggest it might originate from a volleyball player from Norway, named Marte.

Q: "I can't understand why I can't serve the ball over the net"
A: "Oh, Soft-serve-Marte got you down?"
or
"You seem to have an unfortunate case of Soft-serve-Marte today.."

by Reinys October 5, 2020

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