The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016
Get the Simple cock sockmug. When someone shits his pants so much, it overflows his underwear, runs down his legs, and begins filling up his socks.
by Sargenitals July 5, 2018
Get the shit his socksmug. homie #1 i was feeling like a pussy with my white socks yesterday
homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag
homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag
by FredTheFriendlyFarmer November 16, 2019
Get the Black Sock Swagmug. When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.
I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018
Get the Alabama Tube Sockmug. by CDM84 April 14, 2021
Get the Pink Sock Dockmug. by Scared Haole January 25, 2011
Get the sock a sole daymug. by Lifesaverser November 1, 2007
Get the rock my socksmug.