sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

Sleep

Noo sleep is for strong people

SP: I only slept for 2 hours. Sleep is for the weak anyways.
SR: Noo sleep is for strong people

by Sunilsaloser May 8, 2022

bed sleep

A particular kind of restful, fulfilling sleep that can only be obtained by sleeping in a bed. This kind of sleep is especially needed by college students.

I'm so tired from studying all night.
You want to crash on my futon?
Not thanks, I need bed sleep.

by Smolmarph February 24, 2011

Binge-sleeping

A condition of body and mind that typically recurs while watching television in which the eyes are closed, the postural muscles relaxed, the activity of the brain altered, and consciousness of broadcasted, streamed, or recorded programming content is - for all intents and purposes - practically suspended.

Whilst watching a romantic-comedy on Netflix last night, my partner started binge-sleeping every time I cuddled up next to them.

by DPRutt April 4, 2023

Sleep

'Sleep' has been disabled by your school.

Faith: well I gotta go to sleep.

James: do you have school?
Faith: yes?
James: Sorry, that has been disabled by school

by Skeletonbones November 11, 2020

Sleep-memeing

When you tell your friends you sleeping but you send them memes...

“I saw last night you were sending me memes when you were meant to be sleeping”

“Oh I was sleep-memeing”

by Khadzzz February 23, 2021

Sleep

What we never get on weekdays but get on weekends.

Person one:why can I sleep on weekends but not weekdays?
Person two:cause on weekdays, your mind is stressed, but on weekends, sometimes it’s not.

by I want sleep April 6, 2022