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software engineering

One of the most pointless principles in the field of computer science. Entails nothing but common sense applied to programming, and generally takes up too much of your time to create stupid diagrams so people less intelligent than yourself can understand how it fits together.
Software engineering was the stupidest class I had to take in college, it reminded me of the kind of work my friends in the School of Business do.
by Phil October 16, 2004
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Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.
"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."
by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005
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softball dyke

The stereotype that all girls that play softball are dykes and are butch-like. The stereotype is kind of true, kind of not. (mostly true though)
"She's such a softball dyke, she loves softball AND girls"
by Fuckofffucker November 3, 2006
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soft

when u cant turn yo man on enough to get a hard
timmy was soft all last night it hurts my feelings when i cant get some good old southern luvin.
by Chelsea November 5, 2003
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sofie

sofie is my favorite dish. i'll eat it in a car, or i'll eat it with a fish.
Mmm...that is a mighty good Sofie. May I please have some more?
by laurel February 24, 2004
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Swedish Softserve

The act of a man dropping a nice cold scoop of ice cream of any flavor into his partners vagina and then plowing her from behind. After the vicious plowing the woman squats down and squeezes the icecream mixed with jizz into a bowl or cone. The mixture comes out like a softserve icecream. After producing a beautiful swedish softserve one may dine upon its cold salty delight.
My girlfriend wanted icecream so I plowed her and gave her a little Swedish Softserve.
by FecalxxRampage April 16, 2009
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soft-haired

Used to describe boys who are clingy to girls, prefer girls over boys at everything.
Oh, look at that soft-haired guy! He's helping the girl while his friend is in danger!
by H3ZH4 July 26, 2018
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