salty peter 

unwashed or sweaty cock

'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."

salty peter by serbiarules November 28, 2012

pulling a peter 

creating excitement around a certain event but then later ditching those who agreed to come for no good reason

"hey wheres peter, he told us to meet him here at 9"

"fuck, he just called and said he has to play drums at a retirement home"

"god. thats the third time hes pulling a peter this month"

pulling a peter by ryan47 January 2, 2008

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

one-milimeter peter by Michellers February 23, 2009

pulling a peter 

To fail, create gurgly noises, or make bad, awkward jokes. Synonym for "fail."

I made so many gurgles in Buddhist meditation today. It wasn't even funny how many peter's I pulled!

David: That's not funny.
Peter: Yes it is!
David: Stop pulling a peter.

pulling a peter by isignedthewrongname July 19, 2010

Sketchy Peter 

-A married playboy that uses the internet to stalk squat. Boasts the ability to 'conceal' evidence from wife.

"Sketchy Peter you cant spend that much money to go to the VIP room with that stripper, your woman will find out!"

"Hell no! I can CONCEAL it!"

Sketchy Peter by Mista Grease October 10, 2005

pulled a Peter Coffin 

Peter Coffin is a youtube comedian or whatever. He kept insulting Xiaxue (Wendy Cheng the blogger) so she did some research.

She kicked his ass.

He retaliated.

She kicked his ass AGAIN. So hard.

And thus, to pull a Peter Coffin is to be a HORRIFIC failure. For more description of how badly he failed, visit Xiaxue's blog.

Yo I didn't study for that test... definitely pulled a Peter Coffin, Langtree is gonna slap me so hard...

pulled a Peter Coffin by jang.mi April 10, 2011

Pedo Peter 

American politician who is the 46th president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as the 47th vice president from 2009 to 2017 under Barack Obama and represented Delaware in the United States Senate from 1973 to 2009.

Pedo Peter is best pedologist around !

Pedo Peter by Sneed88 July 13, 2022