My Cool In

An asian prostate exam involving the use of flavored latex condoms. Usually administered by uncertified doctors.

Hey Brian, have u had your monthly "my cool in"? i had mine last night!

by Christian mingler July 18, 2012

my guts

Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.

Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.

Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.

Me: You got that right; he's my guts.

by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014

in my name

used when one is absent from a gathering

if you know you're going to be M.I.A. in advance (due to work, etc.), the term can be used so that people think positively of you in spite of your absence

Yo, you going out tonight?
I'm not, do a sake bomb in my name.

by ClearCritic September 5, 2010

My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!

My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...

by InstantFreak December 10, 2018

My Tricked

Meeting a hot chick/dude on MySpace and meeting up with them in real life finding out they look nothing like their pictures. If anything...worse.

Steve: Man, what an awkward weekend.

Phil: How?

Steve: I met up with this girl from MySpace thinking she was gonna be a total babe.

Phil: Well?

Steve: She wasn't...I got My Tricked

by EndlesslyMarcus May 18, 2009

My Man!

Used to express excited Similarities between strangers and/or friends/family.

Person: "Hey man, I like your sweatshirt! I watch that guy on YouTube too!"

Stranger: "My man! Hell yeah!"

by Metalikz November 7, 2020

My Gold

A ‘Gold’ is someone who will choose you over and over again same as you will choose them all over again. A ‘Gold’ is the person when something good or bad happens you just wanna tell them. There your reason to keep going you only want them. Your in love❤️

“You see that girl, Lexi, ya shes my gold. Im so in love with her”

by Gummer bear November 3, 2020