Noob Af

When someone is a complete loser and boring as hell, you can call them a noob af.

EX. OMG are you doing your math homework right now, your a noob af.

by BussyLover101 December 11, 2022

Noob

A person who is bad at video games/ my sister.

Person 1: Do u play minecraft?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play roblox?
Person 2: no
Person 1: Do u play fortnite?
Person 2: yes
Person 1: Can we be friends?
Person 2: Yeah sure

Later that day..........................

Person 1: How many v bux (i think that's how u spell it) do u have?????
Person 2: 0 :(
Person 1: Ur a stupid noob
Person 2: >:(
Person 1: Get away from meeeeeee

Person 2: no >:((((((
Person 1: I SAID GO AWAY

Read more if ur interested

If reading this Just wanna say ur awesome/bootiful I hope u have a lovely day 😊 ❤

Also I just wanna say anybody who isn't reading this is also a noob. >:)

>.<

by [i d k] February 8, 2021

noob

someone who is new at something (generally a game) the noo in noob sounds like new(relating to its definition)

yo you’re trash at this game you noob

by idkwhattput February 29, 2020

Shreya Noob

One of the best person you will ever meet. She's kind, funny as well as stupid. She's lovable, cute but noob. The only problem is, she will always threat you saying "Ekta thatiye chor marbo". Females with this name always fall in love with someone who's name starts with a 'T'. So if you are one of them, cheers..

Shreya Noob is totally justified.

by Mepro November 23, 2021

Cult of the Noobs

A group of friends that used to be mostly centered around playing Roblox from the years 2019 - 2024. Consisted of approximately 10-12 core members with over 600 other members during its prime. As of right now, the group is practically dead and it's central members were all reported missing last year without any trace of where they might've gone.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Cult of the Noobs?"
"No? What is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Dimentioof April 28, 2025

Noob

Alex jon sears

“yo you’re such a noob.”
“oh you mean a alex jon sears”
“yeah”

by smallprecum June 8, 2022

Noob Bear

A dead meme from 2016 from 9GAG and it died realy early...
Noob bear is a meme used to describe things, if you for example are in the start of a game you need armour and you take what you have. The bear on the meme has a bucket as helmet and that's why he is called noob bear, he couldn't find better armour so he took what he had.

Beginner: Shit, I need armour! Oh look, a paper armour! I take it!
Pro: OMG! You're such a noob bear! Boi you suck

by ElvinosDelfinos December 12, 2016