michael

Michael is a common name for a man of African ancestory. He doesn't know the purpose behind this sites legitimacy. But he shares British ancestry with the founder of the very website. He thinks the website is inherently racist and gives racists the anonymity to be potentially the most annoying group of internet hawks on the planet. He believes firmly in the freedom of speech and will probably go to jail for driving 80 or 1 miles an hour on the highway. He is the guy you are trashing whilst he outworks you. He believes all Katie's have funny looks now and thinks it's hilarious that the various ethnic clicks that surround him beset of strides the doctor blamed him for the killing of Kennedy to which he says it was definitely his fault because he was in with the mob and did call the shots before he was born. He takes full responsibility for Kennedy who decided to "liberate Vietnam". He is a skilled writer with political ambition. He does not want to marry abby nor Katie because they are both unhealthy relationships. He smokes and drinks because everyone can't keep their mouths shut about him and they like to talk about him everyday from 10:30-11:00 in the am.

Do you think Michael will be better than Kennedy?
Probably, he's taken shits before

by 18888888885 December 7, 2019

Michael Phelps

The male equivalent of "butter face."

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.

by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008

Michael Phelps

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.

Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.

by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Kors

Clothing designer. Also known as "best designer ever," Michael hosts the show "Project Runway."

Did you see Michael Kors new apparel collection?

by mk<3'smk February 21, 2010

Michael Jordan

God!

Michael jordan is a God

by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009

michael jordan

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.

Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.

by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004

Michael Guy

Michael Guy is a guitar player from Los Angeles who has played with bands such as House Of Lords, Shark Island, Fire, and New York. Videos were directed by Michael Bay (Transformers) and be viewed on You Tube.

Michael Guy, Musician, House Of Lords, Lead Guitarist, Rockstar

by Michael Guy March 4, 2008