Matthew

Dumb stupid stupid face

“Matthew is a dumb stupid and also dumb haha”

by Ostrich butler June 25, 2020

Matthew

A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021

Matthew

a very big chad but can cross the line a lot of the time you are with them.
they're catchphrase is "I don't need a girlfriend I just need consent"

wow i got rooted by a matthew last night
no way really?
yeah

by Shmuuel May 1, 2022

Matthew

A Matthew is a sweet, caring, guy, who may not always be the perfect looking guy of your dreams, but he's above and beyond in every other category. If you have a Matthew in your life, you may soon fall in love with him, if you already haven't. Keep him close, as you would regret losing him.

That Matthew lookin good

by Matthew2048 February 19, 2022

Matthew Sims

Best gamer in the world and has a fat cock

oh wow is that matthew sims he is so good at gaming and has a fat cock

by Niggachew January 13, 2021

Matthew Perry’d

Getting electrocuted in a random hot tub.

Damn, that shit smelled like chicken soup after she got Matthew Perry’d last night.

by Leek M. Deek June 22, 2024

Matthew watterson

A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl

Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch

by RealReckonizeReal April 10, 2020