iron maiden

Medieval device of extreme torture.

Kickass band. I even have two of their albums.

Maiden rules!!!

by true October 9, 2003

Angry Mailman

When a girl fucks her boyfriend with a strap on and throws someone else's jizz in his eye, temporarily blinding him. She then kicks him in the balls, swipes his asscrack with a credit card, then thrusts a Federal Express envelope into his hand so that he is hobbling around clutching the envelope with one eye open, thus looking like an angry mailman.

Susie: Hey, how are you and Brad doing?

Tiffany: That bastard cheated on me, so I cheated on him, saved the guy's cum, and then gave him an Angry Mailman.

Susie: Oh. Well, see you at school tomorrow!

by toddsmithsteez September 4, 2009

Maine

Best state in the whole USA. You can hike, hunt, swim, fish much more. The laws are not as strict as mass so you do do a lot of things. The food is great up there. The food they eat is lobster, fish, meat, whoopie pies, and much more. The views of the ocean is also nice. All I have to say is if you hate Maine go fuck yourself.

Maine is the best state in the USA.

by Maineguy December 27, 2011

Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.

She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.

by Sierra the Vegan January 1, 2008

Iron Maiden

1) A spell casted in Diablo 2 which returns all the damage a creature inflicts to it.
2) A kickass metal band

1) Shit, this guy has iron maiden maxed out, if I hit him I'll die!
2) Iron Maiden ROCKS, dude.

by Ice January 5, 2004

Maine

Actually, Maine is an extremely expensive state. I don't know why ya'll is hatin' on it, it's one of the best places to live and it's not that boring. When people read this about Maine they're going to think all of us are hillbillies and that we marry our cousins! Thats not true! Maine has inner-cities too, but not quite like New York City or Las Angeles..but it has its share. It has beautiful summers that last more than 2 weeks and the best falls.

Uh, I don't have an example.

by Dizzle July 27, 2004

Mainstream

A person that goes with the crowd, and is in no way alternative at all.

'Look at Jess Turner, she is well mainstream'

by Jtaylor16 October 28, 2009