Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 03, 2021

three legged antelope

A laydown: the weakest of the pack.
Generally referring to a person drunk enough to start making some bad decisions. Generally precluded the following morning with the "walk of shame"

Did you hear about Lou last night? He totally took down that three legged antelope!

by blacklung April 21, 2009

whale prick legs

another word for cankles. big calves with no shape to them at all.

hey! did you see josh wearing them shorts. he has whale prick legs.

by styles2 June 19, 2011

forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.

Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"

by Beardy February 10, 2017

Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

t-rex legs

Extremely beefy and muscular legs, the opposite of chicken legs.

People say I skip leg day, but look at these t-rex legs!

by ThereAren'tAnyNamesLeft January 15, 2018

Stomp on my leg

To make someone feel an obligation to do something. Normally used with an overarching sarcastic tone. See also: twist my arm

Friend 1: Bro I’m not sure about this Jessica girl
Friend 2: Dude… just kiss her already
Friend 1: Fine just stomp on my leg haha

by Denverdiva840 September 20, 2021