Three legged stool

When you leave a dump and it resembles three poopy legs sticking back up.

Dag nabbit, we're outta tp, and I just left a three legged stool in the shitter.

by The Turdhammers Dad February 23, 2022

Left leg syndrome

When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.

"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

Scooby Doo Legs

When you are running so fast and can't slow down that your legs start swinging out to the sides in circles like in Scooby Doo

I starting running down the steep hill and before I knew it I lost control of my speed and got Scooby Doo Legs.

by LoGaN May 17, 2014

forest gump leg

The most deadly powerful gut destroying kick delivered from the side.

Jason told Broderick, "give him the forest gump leg!!!"

by Beardy February 10, 2017

5 legged caribou

A man on all fours, whose dick is so big it touches the ground.

Im about to get that 5 legged Caribou.

by Romy Hart July 6, 2014

Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Leg and Titty Warmers

An article of clothing that can be either a very large pair of pants that can reach up as far as the breasts or a simple pair of overalls.

It goes without saying that leg and titty warmers keep you warm, but whether or not they are fashionable is uncertain.

by Iconoklastic~ June 26, 2010