July 10th

National youngest child chooses what is for dinner day

When your youngest child needs to choose what they want for dinner on July 10th

by anonymous July 10, 2024

Fourth of July this shit

When someone is saying they will light a place up with their gun.

“If you don’t get the fuck off my property I will Fourth of July this shit right now”

by GiggaNigga99 November 26, 2022

July 3rd

A day to celebrate some of the best people to have crossed your path

“Happy July 3rd”

by Ahahahakf July 3, 2023

July 30

A cheat day the one day you are aloud to cheat on your gf

Gf: WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME.
Bf: It’s July 30.
Gf: oh ok

by The_boys_god July 20, 2022

Juli

Juli, also known as Jula or Julinka is "that girl". She is so perfect. Many don't like her and many do. At the end of the day, those who don't are only jealous fans of hers, or the two faced snakes she has removed from her life. She's so flawless so she's obviously a brown haired scorpio with glasses. She knows how to look the best everyday. She is also smart, ambitious and has big goals in life. (Obviously, she'll 100% reach them, because she's Juli). 82% extroverted. Has many friends and loves them all. Also loves her family and herself. If she likes you, congratulations, you have won life. She is so caring and will give you every piece of her. To summarize this up, BE FUCKING GRATEFUL to have Juli in your life.

"Ew, look at Juli. The hell is she trying to prove?"
"Oh, you just wanna be her. Everyone does."

by Hsfdjlkjflskdf November 21, 2021

Julie

A Julie:

Definition: cuckold wife who is a dominant woman who has sex with a bull-while her husband is made to watch while the "bull" fucks his wife because she wants the bull’s big cock to satisfy her need to feel fully stuffed and quench her high sex drive. A Julie will sometimes insist on even 2 or more bull cocks at once to satisfy her.

That big titted brunette sitting at the bar is a real Julie. The bartender told me that she comes here all the time (sometimes with her cuck husband) and she picks up young studs to take back to her Mansion up on the hill so they can fuck her in front of her husband.
She totally gets off on it. She’s a real Julie

by QueensSlave November 8, 2023

July 5th

National I met Maddie day.

I met a real life Smurf on July 5th, it’s now a holiday. You are asking why? Because I want it to be and I said so.

by An average youngster. July 25, 2022