Jessyca

She is an amazing friend with a big , kind heart . She would give you the shirt of her back and because of this she gets taken advantage of . Despite the size of her heart it is easily broken . She is extremely firey for such a small person and needs a good man to protect and tame her . If your lucky enough to find her don't ever let her out of your sight because you will never find another one .

That girl is the whole package she must be a Jessyca

by Luscious Linda April 6, 2020

Jess

Jess is someone who is absolutely ethereal, no matter where of when or what state she in, she is always gorgeous and glowing, she could make a whole crowd turn and say "she's so beautiful", she's one in million and frankly there isn't many women as amazing or as talented as Jess, she has many hidden talents she you'll need to get closer to her to discover, and she may seem more of a deeper person than the image she creates, it's impossible not to fall in love with Jess, whether it's for her perfect complexion or just how bubbly bright attitude, hands down she's the most incredible person you'll ever encounter so you shouldn't lose her or even remotely mess up, to win her heart you need to be respectful but also be humorous and witty and have a sense of understanding and relation to her interests and opinions. She's truly the best person to exist.

Damn... You know she's a Jess... She's ethereal

by animez._.beatz January 31, 2021

Sweet Jessie

sweet jessie, noun(2006): Used interjectionally to express surprise, shock, or frustration.

1. "Sweet Jessie! Did you see that three-legged goat?"
2. "OUCH! SWEET JESSIE! I slapped a porcupine!"

by Wade W. November 6, 2006

got Jesus

When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.

The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.

by xi_32 February 16, 2009

baby jesus poops

When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!

by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011

Wait-for-Jesus Body

When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.

Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?

by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010

Brand New Jesus Christ

A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.

Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"

by wseroyer April 15, 2009