Green light suicide

To do one green light suicide is to run across the side of the street that is currently open, press the pedestrian button and run back to the other side of the street and press that button. This can be done in hopes that the light will change faster. To measure physical improvement, see how many you can do before the light changes and keep trying to improve your score at the same intersection.

Oh god i'm so out of shape, I could only do two green light suicides before the light changed. The antonym for green light suicide is a red light suicide.

by Denis Lachance January 14, 2009

Light at the end of the tunnel

The art of inserting your penis into a fleshlight and then engaging in intercourse while it is on your penis.

"Dude I totally got a light at the end of the tunnel from this skank I picked up at the bar last night!"

by therealdildo May 19, 2009

red light district

the big red light district is amsterdam sex cinemas gay cinemas for guys only prostitute houses and red lights everywhere girls in glow in the dark outfits ppl tryin to pick up any one clubs and more clubs and red lights out side the houses basically mean some prostitute is workin

red light district is amsterdam

by livia May 9, 2006

light at the end of the tunnel

When you die you will see a light at the end of a tunnel, which is the demon infested lava pit.

Lets go to the light at the end of the tunnel-Aaaaaaah demons! They smell bad! Ahhhhhhhhhh!

by Ultimate Pieman November 16, 2006

Light Blue Jeans

Denim jeans which hae a very pale, plain and light blue colouration and tend to be worn by homosexual men.

"I think that guy is turning gay. He's started sleeping with men and he's wearing light blue jeans,"
"yer, that's always a giveaway,"

by PrimeMinister August 5, 2007

Light switch Bipolar

The act of or reaction caused by an individual with diagnosed or undiagnosed bipolar disorder, where as the individual changes emotions from happy or normal to sad or manic within an instant or a "flick of a switch" often with for no apparent reason.

Fred: "today we should order in pizza and have everyone come for lunch"
Me: "that sounds like a great idea"
Fred: "a great idea? it's my idea and if you think your going to get credit for it I will cut your head off and drink your blood".
Me: Fred has a classic case of being "Light switch Bipolar"

by Ms Debbie December 15, 2011

fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

by Bad C dev October 31, 2022