Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.

3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.

by Mitpal December 18, 2018

shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

OF clam sammies

The preferred meal to eat while roller-skating in New England. For full effect, shoot the duck to Chic's "Good Times".

"Hey yah, let's bang a u-ey back to the Rolla rink with some OF clam sammies"

by clam_chowda January 25, 2022

Stomping my clam

Hating on your success in front of you

Joe found out I got a raise and started stomping my clam

by Those guys on a road trip May 29, 2024

Clamming

fapping inside your kitchen while squeezing your nuts between two metal clamps.

'Hey, can you come over to my place?'
'No sorry, I'm busy with my clamming session

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

clam job

Giving oral sex to a female.

My baby just got a sugar Brazilian wax. She’s going to be getting. Lot of clam jobs

by Flyboy97222 June 8, 2020

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020