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Human
by anonymous April 6, 2021
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modified human

Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
by cyan May 9, 2022
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the philosophical questions of "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of explaining to someone that no matter how hard they try to change their significant other, the latter will always retain part of their individuality.
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. No matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma August 27, 2016
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Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer
Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.
by Septic38rp May 13, 2019
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human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk
that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart
by XenoN461 April 19, 2018
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human

/ˈhju.mən/, ˈçju.mən, -mn̩
Also known as homo sapiens, humans are a species of primate who have evolved for 200 thousand years yet still kill each other for practically no reason at all.
Guy 1: Humans are a disgrace to this planet.
Guy 2: real
by nicthenerd June 9, 2024
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Arts and Humanities Scholar

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
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