Ethan

Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.

THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.

by brownierecipe November 16, 2018

Ethan Steinbach

Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.

Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.

by mydudeee3333 December 9, 2023

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big fat meat head, and is proper dopey and has a two incher

Mate. You look like Ethan Ryan

by JustSomeRandomDudeOnline May 19, 2020

ethan bennet

The sweetest guy you will ever meet my boyfriend

"omg Ethan Bennet is so hot "
"To bad he already has a girlfriend that bitch named Abby"

by Brinty November 6, 2017

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Ethan

A kid who doesn't take showers and stinks like poop! I can't stand him he stinks so bad

Friend: Ethan sticks like poop

Other friend: yes he does!

by Idk.mann69 November 13, 2019

Ethan

The happiest and most loving guy you can ever meet,
He's always ready to make new friends and is always loyal and protective. He goes through alot of pain which no one knows about and nevers tells anyone.

Ask him how he feels, contact him first and you will have his friendship for life. He's really good looking when you see him through the right angle, and he only cares about others

"Ethan is so nice he's always there for you"

by anonymous April 6, 2024