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Pumped&Crunk

When the night before a concert or big event, you get "pumped and crunk",meaning you drink energy drinks,stay up,"party hard",do stuff youll regret,ect.
Simply its a "before party".
Boy1:Yo dude,are you Pumped&Crunk before the Warped Tour tommorow?

Boy2:HELLZYEAH LETS GO DRINK SOME MORE MONSTER AND ROCKSTAR!!!oh yeah and bang some unattractive chicks!
by julietoncocaine April 6, 2008
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Pasta Crunk

What happens at a pastabilities party when you eat to much pasta.
Person 1: Yo dude pastabilities last night was so good. I got so pasta crunk this girl wanted to get with me.
Person 2: I was so pasta crunk i get hit on by a fat guy!
by Raefein February 22, 2009
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Vitamin Crunk

An other name for alcohol. If a beverage is high in vitamin crunk, then it could probably get you hammered.
Beer, wine, mixed drinks, vodka, eggnog, all of the above contain your daily dose of vitamin crunk.
by good things April 26, 2010
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Skanky Cranky

A so called female that has ruined herself from being strung out on mostly meth (not to elimanate other drugs)

Tore back bitch thats buckle as they come
"You see Toms new girl Robin?
"She looks ten years older then she is..
"shes definatly on that meth to look like that..
" ya shes your typical skanky cranky"
by PandaStatus November 17, 2015
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dum crunk

The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!
Bob fucked me soooo good I'm dum crunk & dyslexic !!
by Giggity guts May 30, 2016
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Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
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Campbells chunky soup

When a girl squirts during sex and it has the consistency Of Campbells chunky soup.
Dang I was fingering my girl last night and she got Campbells chunky soup all over my bed.

That’s why your girl has chunky soup.
by Wocky slush goblin January 25, 2021
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