Child

Basically Tommyinnit he acts like a child, talks like a child, and is as mature as 3 year old child

Person 1: hey Tommyinnit is streaming

Person 2: oh the child

Person1: no Tommyinnit not “the child”

Person 2: yes the child he’s literally a child

by Tommyinit July 11, 2021

child

1- Son or daughter.
2- Living being that was generated/made by other living beings.

Child.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

universal child care

When you are so broke, you allow ANY person to watch your child. Often at the behest of the State.

Luckily, My wife lined up some Universal Child Care from uncle Rick or else I would have missed golf today

by In the N October 12, 2022

semi-child

A young teenager. Most appropriately used for people aged 13-15. It can also be spelled without the hyphen and used interchangeably with semi-kid.

I am a 14-year-old semi-child.

by the random. October 26, 2024

Childe

A certain ginger man, who is a toy merchant by daylight, and a fatui harbinger by night.

He is married to tara.

“Don’t be mean to him, that is Childe abuse”

“That was really Childe-ish, hahahahaha-…yeah that wasn’t funny was it?”

by TheCanonCanon August 8, 2025

Child

The only thing worse than a rapist

"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"

by Nerko June 2, 2021

Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.

Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.

by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023