Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 28, 2022
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Card Bully

That one guy at the table that has his card in hand stretched out into the middle of the table, unturned, before the player before him has even played, just to intimidate them into thinking he knows what they will play. This usually makes the card player second guess what they think they should play and play another. Which usually ends up being the wrong play.
Last night, Pete was such a card bully. He was totally making me mess up because I kept second guessing myself. I hate when he tries to guess what I will play.
by Card Bully September 17, 2011
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secured credit card

A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
by Polokid246 November 21, 2017
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Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.
Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"
by The CELsta May 11, 2016
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Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta May 31, 2012
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$19 Fortnite card

The $19 Fortnite card grants the user 2800 v bucks inside of the game Fortnite. This currency can not be used in other forms of payment.
I just picked up the new $19 Fortnite card time to get some new skins!
by Cheerios January 05, 2023
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Bussy card

A card that is approved for all claims and charges in relation to one’s Bussy.
Let me see your Bussy card so I can check your claims
by dtstech April 18, 2024
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