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Bake a cake

Another word for fucking.
You can also say "to bake a cake" or "we're gonna bake a cake."

Simple, no other way around it.
Nick: What are we gonna do after we wash those dishes?

Leah: We're going to be bake a cake ;]
Bake a cake by m/squeeks13 February 17, 2010

Diez Leches Cake 

A type of cake that has 2% Milk, Sweeten Condensed Milk, Evaporated Milk, Breast Milk, Coconut Milk, Goat Milk, Almond Milk, Soy Milk, Powdered Milk, Rice Milk, and a hint of Sperm Milk.
My mom made a bomb ass diez leches cake and said it’s healthier than the trez leches cake.
Diez Leches Cake by UrbanPrince December 20, 2018
1) A Sweet Pastry
2) Kilo of Cocaine
3) Money
1) Did you see that boy's birthday cake, shit was huge b.

2) Go to the docks and get that cake from them Colombians.

3) Man the only cake you seen was at ya birthday, broke ass chump.
cake by AC June 13, 2005

Cake taker.

The biggest bitch you've ever known. A girl who is so over the top, out of control terrible to you that she takes the cake.
Dude 1: Hey remember that Kelsey girl from that party last night? What a bitch.
Dude 2: Yeah dude she was a total cake taker.

Person 1: Wow. I've met some bitches in my day but you are totally the cake taker.
Cake taker. by silentBuilder981 March 16, 2010

Danish Cake 

The act of cumming inside a girl's anus. She is then required to take a shit on a glass dish. The result should be a rich brown pastry with creamy white swirls. (The powdered sugar is optional).
She wanted beakfast in bed. So I gave her a danish cake.
Danish Cake by Andy&Will October 17, 2008