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Aussie Cunt

by Jonesy98c October 23, 2019
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Trash cunt

A vagina that is very dirty because she wipes her asshole back to front.
That lazy bitch has a smelly trash cunt cause she wipes her shitty ass from back to front!!!
by Mantaray22 November 1, 2019
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Venn's Cunt

The overlap, or intersection of two circles in a Venn Diagram

(Doe, L. "A New Definition Of Cunt", Sexplanations, Youtube, 25/12/2020)
We couldn't decide where to go for dinner so we both wrote down options, and chose one that was in our Venn's cunt.

As a couple our cunt is so full, we have so much in common!
by The_Sandwich_Maker January 25, 2021
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Skitz cunt

Someone who is just flat out skitz mate.
'Look at Leso, what an absolute skitz cunt'
by MaddestMutt February 1, 2021
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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Cunt-Lashed

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up
by Ron J September 29, 2003
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cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.
I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft
by dj b March 7, 2005
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