dude 1: lemme jus throw this Colored Spitball
dude 2: wha- *gets hit
dude 1: hahaha get Colored Spitballed
dude 2: wha- *gets hit
dude 1: hahaha get Colored Spitballed
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Get the Colored Spitball mug.The act of ejaculating in a condom, filling said condom with a gas (such as carbon dioxide) and exploding it on someone as a prank.
Dipshit 1: Dude, did you see how I hit Charles with a Colorado Cum Clobber?
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
Dipshit 2: Yeah! That was sick!
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Refers to Ancient Americans who were found in America, whose presence on the land extends back thousands of years. The term “Colored American” was later used in early U.S. records to describe these people, but over time they were mis-associated with Africa due to racial assumptions, despite being originally identified in and of America. The term emphasizes ancient American origin, historical continuity, and lineage rooted in the land itself.
Historical Note (1828):
Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language defines “American” as “a native of America” and “colored” as a descriptor of appearance, not foreign origin. This confirms that “Colored American” originally meant a people identified in America, not an imported or immigrant population, and that later racial associations were applied after the fact, not inherent to the term.
Historical Note (1828):
Noah Webster’s 1828 American Dictionary of the English Language defines “American” as “a native of America” and “colored” as a descriptor of appearance, not foreign origin. This confirms that “Colored American” originally meant a people identified in America, not an imported or immigrant population, and that later racial associations were applied after the fact, not inherent to the term.
“Colored Americans were found in America and identified as natives long before modern racial narratives.”
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Example:
Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex
Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?
Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!
Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon
Wife: I'm bored of normal boring sex
Man: We can try one of the kinky ones, do you wanna do that?
Wife: We've already done the Oklahoma hand grenade, the Green Bay butter churner, and i fucked you with a strap. What else is there to do?!
Man: We can try a Colorado Snow Cannon
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