boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

RP Boat

RP (Roleplay) Boat is a somewhat derogatory term used to describe a ship that was built in one of the space ship sandboxes (Starmade, Empyrion, Space Engineers, etcetera) that is completely overblown with decoration. Such ships include hull shaped to look visually appealing, greeble, extensive interiors that don't serve any functional purpose, making it fit to perform roleplay in, but generally less effective at combat in their respective games. A Meme Stick, on the other hand, is a long, pointy ship that completely sacrifices aesthetics for function.

That's a nice RP Boat you have there

by InfernoSuperNova November 24, 2021

Carry the Boat

A difficult decision was made on who would carry the boat to set it in the water; only the greatest friends would help carry the boat. Anyone who refuses to carry the boat must pay the boat tax of being shoved in the water.

Aveziezz, is not willing to carry the boat. She is not a good friend and therefore must pay the boat tax.

by Nightmare_0_3 May 21, 2025

whiffle boat

The idea, person or item that does not make sense. Something that is counterintuitive. In basic terms a boat should not have holes, a whiffle ball does.

Beth's idea to offer bacon bits on the kosher corned beef and rye is jacked up like a whiffle boat.

by Davewd April 10, 2008

Wipe down Fish’s boat

The act of stripping your shirt off and rubbing it against Fish’s boat until he is satisfied. Sometimes the job isn’t complete until you also use your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, after we get off the river, you gonna help me wipe down Fish’s boat?

Guy 2: I guess, I just hate how he stares and licks his lips.

by Chonchberry October 22, 2020

Boats

A nickname for a job title that is a called a Boatswain Mate in the US Navy.

Hey Boats you a going to stand watch today down on the pier.

by Ldmnc01 March 19, 2019