beardcut

Just like a haircut, but for your beard

I spent all morning shaving to get this beardcut

by DrongoTheBongo April 14, 2015

Bearded Sex Dwarf

A rough, tough, rambunctious, short, and hairy penis

Jenny was getting quite horny, so I decided to whip out my bearded sex dwarf

by CRITABABE July 12, 2015

Bearded Cave

Way of saying hairy vagina.

Jamie had a bearded cave inside her panties and needed to trim it.

by Kev22Wilt October 7, 2015

beardbeard

A straight appearing couple, often celebrities, in the media, government or sensitive cultural arenas where discretion is required, who are both closeted down low gays, and use each other for convenient cover.

No one believed it but I knew for a fact that the pop star/super model power couple were both gay; it was a beardbeard marriage.

by RobRoy October 21, 2015

bearded bat

A hairy penis.

"He told me he doesn't like bearded bat caves."
"What'd you do?"
"Punched him in the bearded bat."

by whalesgoaooarooaroo December 31, 2015

beard scrum

A nasty residue of beard oils that have turned into a lard-like substance.

You have some serious beard scrum.
You better wash your face, you have beard scrum.
Hey, your beard scrum is showing!

by XTremeSue Purglew January 3, 2016

beardacide

when ones lover shaves his beard with no permission; the hamacide of a mans facial hair in the middle of the night.

Chanel was charged with two counts of beardacide when caught with the hair trimmers in her hands at the seen of her husbands face.

by A..:T..:(M) January 8, 2016