beardacide

when ones lover shaves his beard with no permission; the hamacide of a mans facial hair in the middle of the night.

Chanel was charged with two counts of beardacide when caught with the hair trimmers in her hands at the seen of her husbands face.

by A..:T..:(M) January 8, 2016

Bearicide

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.

We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

boardcident

When a radio personality spills a cup of coffee in the control board by accident.

Hey Lars, anything you'd like to tell me regarding the boardcident that occured in the studio yesterday?

by Radiogeek March 7, 2019

Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.

Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.

by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022

Beardacious

Used to describe someone with a remarkable beard.

Hey Becky did you see that Beardacious guy?

by ImABeardy93 March 8, 2015

Birdacide

When you feed a bird dry rice not knowing the repercussions. It is birdacide.

I fed some birds dry rice and didn’t realize it would kill them. They ate that shit and committed birdacide

by Bird suicide August 7, 2021