Obama Beard

The event of growing a beard in the appreciation of Obama for president. One starts growing their beard on Nov. 4th, and keeps it until Jan 20th, the day he moves into office.

Derek : Wow Kyle, why's your beard so long? Is that for Novembeard?

Kyle : No, it's my Obama Beard, it's the best way to honor him between his election day, and his move into office.

by KG21 March 17, 2009

Shit Beard

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.

Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!

by Kelman September 3, 2007

Poo Beard

Following copious defecating/diarrhoea, leftover faeces can gather in the shape of a common beard - often drooping from between the legs, perhaps suspended by pubic hairs.

>"Did you wipe?"

"Sure I did"

>"Then how come you got a poo beard?"

"..."

by PooRoomJanitor February 16, 2012

Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

by Leslie Anne Levine January 8, 2009

bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.

man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

by SpaceAce August 4, 2006

beardo

A class of 05 senior at Suncoast with amusing facial hair. Good for stalking.

Danny: Do you think that guy's facial hair is sexy?
Melinda: ...no
Shannon: Oh, that's Beardo.

by class of 08 February 17, 2005

beard

1. to be a beard is to be boring, unsociable and a complete waste of air
2. never wants to do anything atall..ever
3. stubborn bastard

jamie roberts aka "ultimate beard"

"beard u cumin out tonight"

"naaaa im stayin in playin xbox 360"

"you are a beard"
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"Beard have you got a spare cig?"

"naaaaaa iv only got 16 left"

"YOU BEARD"

by you know who.. April 19, 2007