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Ball Ears

Word is derived from a strange kid who has balls growing out of his ears.

-noun:

1. Some one who throws a hilarious tantrum because they cannot handle the fact that they fail at life.

2. Some one who takes a sharpie and draws on other people because they want an excuse to touch them.

3. Some one who constantly practices solving his rubik's cube so that they may hopefully one day get a friend.

4. Some one who will settle for a person of the same sex because they know that no person of the opposite gender will ever want them

different forms of the word: ball eared (verb), ball ear (if they have one ball on their ear)
Noun:
Person 1: Did you see that kid playing with his rubiks cube during lunch?
Person 2: Yeah. He's such a ball ears.

Verb:
Person 1: Dude!!! That loser drew on me in Algebra today!
Person 2: Oh dang! Sounds like you got ball eared.
by i got ball eared November 19, 2010
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Big Balls

Hey man, do you know the song Big Balls by AC/DC?
Yeah! It's hilarious!
by funnyman21224 July 31, 2010
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balls burp

when you are sitting down, and instead of a flying dutchmman, your fart is a gentle breeze that lift your balls a bit, usually silent.
when I was at the DMV's, I head a balls burp that smeeled like shit.
by kevin sly July 14, 2006
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Sigma Balls

What you say after someone gets the Minecraft Sigma hacked client, which is a weak and free hacked client that might be a bitcoin miner.
Person 1: I finally got a good hacked client: Sigma!
Person 2: Sigma balls
by 200 iq legend April 1, 2021
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cock and balls

Oh wassamadda baby? Go play with your cock and balls for mamma. Stroke your shlong and whack your nuts, then momma will make you a sandwich.
by Andi June 10, 2006
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jick ball

I am going go play jick ball.
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tarantuala balls

When one's balls is so hairy that it looks like a tarantuala is clinging to them with all its might. Then you can literally fool any tarantuala into making love with you're hairy tarantuala ball sack.
As the girl was about to fellate me. She saw my balls and walked out of my apartment in a fit of laughter, muttering something about "Mating season".
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 1, 2005
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