Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Drinking & Driving

cool and totally not illegal

I love drinking & driving

by Specified May 5, 2025

Uncle drive

When you are getting jumped but your uncle won't drive the fucking car

AY UNCLE DRIVE!!! DRIVE UNCLE!!!

by idksterling's pookiebear May 21, 2025

Verbal Drive-by

Verbal Drive-by (n.): A quick, razor-sharp verbal attack that lands with precision and vanishes before the target can respond, leaving them stunned like they just got hit from a speeding car.

"She threw a Verbal Drive-by in the group chat, roasting his outfit and logging off before he could type back."

by Luniz_05JH May 23, 2025

Should drive them insane

Says Matt Lech... Proving that THE JEWS feel ENTITLED to CONTROL YOUR MIND.

Hym "I mean, at least Michael Rappaport had the decency to renounce his Judaism while the Jews were literally committing a genocide but between Ben Shapiro who wants to control your body and Matt Lech who wants to control you mind, you have Jews on both sides of the political who feel justified in controlling you in perpetuity. And then Stephen Banel thinks the Jews get to steal your identity so they can use it to rape women. So the Jews get to commit genocide, control your body, control your mind, steal your identity, enslave you spiritually, steal your work and enslave you literally, and YOU get to do whatever the Jews allow you to do! So Tim Walz gets to do a Nazi Salute. Elon does not get to do a Nazi Salute. They want to control what you say. They want to control who gets to make money UPTO AND INCLUDING LITERALLY CREATING AI! And if people don't do what the Jews want... They (The Jews) should drive them insane. The Jews should be able to drive you insane, at a whim, and if your kids get murdered because of it... It still isn't the Jews fault. Nothing is. Even if the Jews were to actively commit a genocide... EVEN THAT is not the Jews' fault. They assume no blame for anything bad that happens or anything they actively do and they assume absolute authority over your mind, body, and soul. They think they are God. That's the religion. I was right all along."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.

by Britishdriver April 5, 2024

Drive By Sticky

The act of driving up to your ops house with your comrade, getting out of the car, and placing a sticky note onto their property, and drive away.

Extra points if in fursuit

“Wanna do a drive by sticky later? Let’s put it on Jackie’s flagpole, we can write about Jesus”

by RJwazhere April 28, 2024