School

Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.

School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.

Teacher: Hooray! Another fun school day!!!!!!!
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.

by JasonTheAviator April 3, 2020

School system

The definition of insanity, is, doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy.

School system is 'Did I ever tell you the definition, of insanity?'

by Drakenpage January 23, 2023

school homeless

When you can't find your classes (or your teacher is absent) so you relax in the hallways

Friend: I couldn't find my classes today!
Person: It must suck being school homeless!

by epicgamer2008 March 3, 2022

Peacock Middle School

Smelly ass school in Itasca, Illinois better known as Whitasca, Illinois with the population being 100% white people. The kids here have e-bikes, e-scooters, and are republicans. The kids are molesters and the teachers are rapists. Teachers are sexist to boys to an unfathomable level and the girls are given the rights to complete freedom. Not to mention the kids get shorter and shorter each year leaving the average height of the starting basketball team which is NO CUT to 4'10, while the taller kids choose band or choir. The tech admins have no life and ban every actual good website. Everyone here is either super chill or SUPER gay.

"Woah look at the 4'10 gay kid on an ebike, he must go to Peacock Middle School"
OR
"Bro this shit sucks its so pms(peacock middle school)"

by ITASCA-IL-1234 July 27, 2025

Norlington school and 6th form

Where you go to see big tits jiggle and women who have big ass. Mrs Esen wears the tightest shit to make you bust and imagine her milking you. Mrs Oznacar with her bubble butt you just want to oil and fuck. Dr Saadoune with her big fat ass you want to slid your dick in-between and just hear her scream. Mrs esen just looks like a hungry milf, and I'm prepared to tame her 👿👿😈

Norlington school and 6th form has lots of big tits you just wanna milk

by ILuvTheTitsAtNorlington June 19, 2025

school reunion

An event where just in 20 seconds, you realise you went to school with everyone in the reunion.

I'm going to my school reunion!

by TsumiaZZZ October 16, 2017

School Page

A school page that someone in your school runs. It may be about quotes from teachers or other students, or, they’re a bitch, may be pictures of students caught sleeping or using the restroom.

“Oh no bro, someone took a pic of my sick Jordies under the bathroom stall and posted it to the Bathroom Shoes School Page. I need to get new ones”

by Mister WordMaker December 17, 2021