Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING

Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*

by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024

School of the Arts singapore (SOTA)

an awesome school with good food but is super freestyle and has art forms, Literary Arts, Visual Arts, Theatre, Dance, Film and Music

it has a 20% acceptance rate, so if u got in ur super talented. You go through 2 rounds of interviews and tests and auditions just to try and get in.

And there are some super smart ppl in there- half of my juniors got four points, and so many of their seniors got 258 for psle 😎😎 (me)

Person A: you go to School of the Arts singapore (SOTA)?
person b: yeah
Person A: woah thats hard to get into

by duolingoduolingo February 3, 2024

Sale Grammar School

Shithole

I go to sale grammar school
Wow that’s peak

by exoticmarmot209 February 4, 2024

Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!

"Mountain view middle school gave me depression"

by classof2028 February 5, 2024

school bus slit slam

When you finger a girl to completion on the school bus, on the way to school. So that she is soaked as she walks into the school building.

Man, I gave Jordan the School Bus Slit Slam yesterday morning she she was a mess walking into first period.

by RodJammerJR February 5, 2024

Yuhua Primary School

Damn rb school sia. The teacher scold u when u absent then scold whole class when worksheet go missing. Like js print lah 😭😭😭

" Rb school sia why I even come here "

" Should not have come to Yuhua Primary School. "

by chefmarshmallow February 6, 2024

alexandra primary school

Good school before 2021. Still a great school ngl.
The principal changed :(

No gangs, gangsters, fights. Basically no one ever got a detention. Walao if u get detention u made history in alps.
Its fine cuz we got a music kingdom. School uniform rocks btw. Really hot and beautiful. With that light blue sailor suit and the grey pants/ skirt. Teachers mostly rock. Subs are...ok ig...

Alexandra primary school is such a good school.

by CupofDailyTea February 6, 2024