by Littycity3 June 3, 2018
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Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 27, 2025
Get the Stroking my shit mug.When something that happens to you in real life can be compared to an outlandish movie that you have seen
Guy 1:Man, a brick flew off a semi on the freeway and struck my windshield basically knocking the whole windshield into my lap!
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
Guy 2:That’s that special effects shit dude, FUCK THAT!
Guy 1:I know man, like my eyes flashed right before my eyes
Guy 2:*Looks at car* Holy Shit dude!, yeah I would have crapped my pants. Glad I wasn’t in the car.
by Suckmyyouknowwhat August 2, 2019
Get the special effects shit mug.The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.
Meaning #1:
Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.
Meaning #2:
Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.
Meaning #2:
Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳
by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021
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