don't go, stay and eat my ass

What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.

1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Kiss my ass and color my world Thursday

The best day of the week to tell your boss "I quit!!" or walk out on an employer.

"TGIF" for the disgruntled employee.

BOSS: "I'm gonna fire you if you do that again"
EMPL: "It's a kiss my ass and color my world Thursday!! You can shove this job up your ass!!! I quit!!!"

by TammyTime1991 November 5, 2010

beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass

Seems to mean that you've done bad, when you hear this it is likely from the mouth of a very ghetto woman. Regardless of whether or not you can tell the gender of the creature, run. If you are within grabbing distance, Run faster.

They can smell fear.

Ghetto chick(?): "Im funna beat some niggas face on yo mommas ass!"

You: "I'm soooorrrryyy!" (crying)

Ghetto chick beats you down.

by I'mScaredOfGhettoChicks December 25, 2009

kicks alot of ass and has alot of class

When something is really cool, tight, bombastic, aesthetically pleasing, etc.

"So how was that metal show last night?"

"Dude.

That.

Slayer concert.

Last night.

Really.

KICKED ALOT OF ASS AND HAD ALOT OF CLASS!"

by Mark H August 30, 2004

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2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?

by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

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Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

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