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Shit tasking

You know those shitty tasks at work that no one likes to do? Those tasks that the new guy always gets? Well if you're new at your job, you'll most likely be shit tasking for the first week at least.
Dad: Hey kimmy, how was your first day at work?
Kimmy: It was splendid! NAH, JUST KIDDING. I've been shit tasking all day long

Dad: Just shut the f*ck up Kimmy and do your job
by A Turd in a Punchbowl May 25, 2018
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Deep Shit Nine

1. The deepest part of the rectum, beyond Zones 1 and 2.

2. A circle of drab towns on the periphery of London, notably Watford, Croydon and Slough; also Wembley, Stevenage, Harlow, Basildon, Thamesmead, Crawley, Slough and Hemel Hemstead.

Zone 2 takes in places like Harlesden, Romford, Woolwich, Lewisham and Brixton.

Zone 1 consists of gentrified, boho and hipster areas such as Hampstead, Highgate, Dalston, Hoxton, Islington, Greenwich, Fitzrovia, Soho, Kensington, Notting Hill, Richmond, Chiswick, Kingston upon Thames, and Ealing.

Belgravia and Mayfair are off the map.
Definition 1: "I lubed up the dildo and bang: straight into Deep Shit Nine.

Definition 2: "How about we give Dalson a miss and take an Uber to Deep Shit Nine?
by Jack Jazz 1 June 9, 2018
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Shit

Hey the new android is out i flushed it down the shit hole
by Android Sucks June 9, 2018
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Shit

Poo, but the swear way.
She's shit herself.
by Sh\i;t June 9, 2018
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bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.
by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018
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Chicken shit

A phrase used as an exclamation to express your feelings. Similar terms include: Bull shit, Oh my ass, Bull Crap, B.S., bologna!
Jeff- “ I played Fortnite with Ninja!”

Brad- “ Oh chicken shit!”
by B-rad64/5/CA June 10, 2018
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Shit-ton

A prettylot is more than a little and less than a lot ( look it up). A shit-ton is more than a lot.
A tractor trailer holds a shit-Ton of merchandise.
by Yesway June 10, 2018
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