I can’t shit for a week

When you eat something so cheesy that it plugs your asshole till next week.

Person A: I’ll take a large cheese pizza with extra cheese please.
Person B: No dad, I can’t shit for a week if we get that pizza

by BipolarUnicorn2 March 27, 2020

Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it

A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him

by I give half a shit July 1, 2020

I give half a shit

Not caring about something AT ALL

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit

by I give half a shit July 3, 2020

stupid piss of shit

when your piss and instead of saying peace your saying piss

timmy:im pissed

me; your gay

timmy; stupid piss of shit

by therealtrashkidofreality October 25, 2020

Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020

Whack-A-Mole Shit Show

Adjective, Noun or Adverb:
When something/someone making zero logical sense causes "spinning in circles," similar to playing the arcade game Whack-A-Mole.

After multiple quarters were sunk into the game, Kat realized she could catch but not harm the Whack-A-Mole. She walked away shaking her head and rubbing her face, acknowledging the exhaustive power of the Shit Show. Curse you, Whack-A-Mole Shit Show!!!"

by JustAHappyCamper January 12, 2021