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Beanbag on water

Term for when you or someone else feels like a beanbag on water, not sinking but it's not floating either. You're not good but not bad, you're just kinda there.
Person 1: You don't look so good
Person 2: Nah i'm just a beanbag on water rn
Beanbag on water by Squid_Ice February 15, 2020

the deep water horizon 

a sex move that requires the female participant to have diarrhea. it involves the penis to be inserted into the female participant`s anus and to be swiftly removed, only for an explosion of hot mud-like feaces to erupt from the anus similar to the events of the film Deepwater Horizon.
bro im gonna try the deep water horizon with my girl ,yo

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water 

Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water is a spring water sourced deep in the Appalachian Mountains of Georgia. Owner And Founder Phillip Hodge also known as Thuggizzle has so many people excited to drink water and recycle. There has never been a water brand to break through the beverage industry with so many people jumping behind the brand in It's early stage. Thuggizzle has proven why Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water will be available in all stores soon.
Did you know that you can buy Thuggizzle Appalachian Mountain Spring Water At 7-Eleven?

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox 

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

MLG Water Bucket

A trick used by Minecraft players to fall from a high place without taking fall damage. This is done by timing a water bucket placement under the player to break their fall. This can also be done using other items like beds, hay bales, slime blocks, boats, cobwebs, or even mobs like horses, striders, or pigs.
The world cheers as Dream lands his MLG Water Bucket.
MLG Water Bucket by LetItRip016 November 12, 2020

Monkey water 

Slang word used for mix of water, heroine and light among drug addicts.
It's a way to use tar heroin mixed with water and heated with lighter. Used as alternative to sniffing powder/IVing H.
This mix, when snorted will lead to horrible pain in your sinus and skull and feeling of high afterwards.
-Hey I copped some H. what should we do?
-Let's do some monkey water!
Monkey water by 1010110110 February 15, 2013